black hole sun, won't you come......

start of August and so many things has happen in the previous month.

first there was the solar eclipse. OK, the thing is we never got to see it in Singapore, but classmates of mine who is suffering from lycanthropy starts to develop fangs and...... no lah, though i seriously hope that it will happen.

then there was the end of the final part of the Chinese listening compre. i didn't know that the thing was played through radio station sia. but the good thing is before the thing was classical music, so very relaxing to hear before the exam.

watch transformers two, awesome.

then there is the bitch from the literature seminar. think she very smart. first few days of no show, the day she show up she is late, then the assignment she gave us was so stupid that i break it down in parts for you;

rules: we are supposed to do a specific action in teams of two, like "thumb on nose". so one guy or girl have to do the action and stay in that position. after multiple actions the last team still standing wins (no prize though). basically, its like the game "twister"

these are the given actions in order (i think i remember it all):

1. thumb on foot
2. elbow to stomach (or rib, can't remember, think its rib)
3. palm on head
4. knee on arm
5. palm on inner thigh (imagine two guys doing this)
6. head to stomach

finally, she succeeded two things:
1. make us look stupid
2. landed the gay and the evangelist in an awkward "breastfeeding" position (ha ha)

congratulations

then the second assignment is to contrast the characters in the book with a Hollywood character.
all the girls were able to name some, then the three musketeers are in deep shit.

the three of us have only one movie we watch in common: IRON MAN
GUESS WHAT? the bitch knows every single Hollywood movie except IRON MAN!!!!(coincidence?)

moral of the story? do not have a bitch hold a seminar on literature with you, even if you are paying for it.

oh, and the classmates bio will start on the next year. (cause i will be blogging more than once a month next year, as writing on one person for a month's entry will totally suck, followed by the fact that i don't like most of my classmates)

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