In glory of meeting, we part......

16th feb happens to be my last day of my job as i decided to quit to enjoy some uninterrupted holiday for the first time. looking back, things don't look as bad as they seem.

I've got a humorous boss that's very capable, fellow captains that looked after me and colleagues that consist of my classmates. arguably the most enjoyable part is that the job is not so tough and it REALLY is possible to find the element of fun in it and at the same time get PAID for it. it beats the MR crew of my secondary school hands down and blindfolded, since i think i am more appreciated for what i do here in comparison to what i do back then.

of course, when it comes to fun, let me try to make things a little clearer. since there are also enemies among the allied, we have devised a code of dota terminologies to describe each and every one of them. here is the comprehensive list of terms and nicks:

windwalk/blink = escape or hide, usually from something unimportant
zam = a slang for hit, meaning to make someones life difficult
stun = land on something unexpected
fountain = stewarding
secret shop = the store

ALLIES:
PA = that would be me, i am this hero simply because of the reason that i use the third skill, "blur" and land painful critical damage.
DK = Jiajun, tanker hero from the buffet. given the term because he can take any incoming fire for you and stun the person back at the same time. always there when you need him.
CK = Terence, the handy man. got his hero status as he is capable of any of the jobs there, making him an all rounder that is able to stun, blink, land critical damage and create multiples of himself. (O.o)
CM = Hui Shan, waiter-changed hostess. given the hero status as she is a great help and a dependable ally when you are working with her. renowned for the moral support she gives through her global brilliance aura.
Omniknight = Ryan, perhaps the closest captain to me among all. he is perfect for this role as he has the amazing ability to place you in your desired stations to work with the people you like. thanks for allowing me to do chopsticks for my first and last day. able to heal and make you invulnerable, his mere presence is priceless.
Juggernaut = Rosley, the boss. humorous guy with a funky attitude, but a very capable man and an even more capable boss. shares his experience with everyone and do not tolerate incompetency. given his hero status as he is known to spin as fast as a tornado to solve trouble and using omnislash to kill others.

NEUTRALS:
Roshan (1) = Andre. he is the ancient with the shield to protect you from death for one instance. given his status because he came into the field later than us. thus his inexperience is something we abu... err.... use to our advantage.
Roshan (2) = Jason. good things come in pairs, and so does the shield that protects you from death itself. he came in later than Roshan (1), and thus follows the rule of "using your ass to cover my own".
CW = Shadiq. he is the first to be acquainted to me as we went for our jab. i learned things from him and seek his help whenever i am unsure. however, he is not that close after some time mainly because i find him quite unpredictable. nevertheless, still a tanker as he was the former buffet runner before DK.
Lycanthrope = Hairul, captain funny. nothing special, a nice captain who engages in idle chat when not working, and very approachable. given the hero due to his er... face.
Lion/DW = Rajan, the troubled. another captain who is like a brother to me. treats me with respect and very patient when giving us additional tips to improve our working standards. i think he is having some personal problems as it is easy to tell when a cheerful person rapidly quiets down after a phone call. able to disable and have a powerful nuke, i find it a waste he is not an ally as we seldom worked together.
Techies = Yun Shan and Jorene, the dynamic duo. these two are the first batch of hostess. not much communication between us as we do not have the same field of job. has a bit of attitude and prone to self-destruct.

ENEMIES:
Gorgon = Lynn, the leakage. lazy bum that always tries to find the easiest job to past time. frequent trips to the toilet despite the hero not having any windwalk skills. CK's greatest bane.
SF = Siva, the tempest. nice guy actually, but i can't stand his mood swings.
Qop = Tanya, the sub-boss. Juggernaut's right hand er... woman. she's in charge of the shifts and takes over when Juggernaut is on morning shift. i personally thinks she is quite nice, just a bit of doubt in her job performance when in compared to Juggernaut.
Clinkz/BF = Farhan, the ball-less. the worst among all the captains. practically my age and because of the fact that he is captain, thinks he owns us. useless piece of shit that don't even know how to make tea. known to windwalk when in trouble. this incompetent piece of shit accused me of giving him attitude. HAVE THE GUTS TO STEAL ONE OF THE TWO DUCK DRUMSTICK THAT THE CHEF LEFT ESPECIALLY FOR MY FAREWELL AND DO NOT HAVE THE BALLS TO OWN UP. GO DRINK SOME MILK AND GROW SOME BALLS BEFORE YOU COME AND TALK TO ME, SCUM. OR I ENSURE YOU SHIT YOU PANTS THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME IN THE RESTAURANT, DEMANDING FOR AN EXPLAINATION TO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF THE FOOD.

THE FALLEN:
BH = Thalia, the slacker. well known for her signature of going to the fountain via windwalk
to drink and skive. Fell because she was stupid enough to get caught stealing bread from the hotel and getting fired. moral of the story? when you want to steal, steal something better than bread.
NS = Zabir, the drill-sergeant. known to occupy you with whatever he can find, while he eats cake in a corner. resigned after finding the hotel's standard too low.

There marks my resignation too. there were people there worth working for too i guess. hope Juggernaut pull through this by himself.