horn of war......

Okay... since this is the first day of the new year, i'll start with one blog today to give a good eh... head start. since i will be blogging more than once a month, i can spam all i want. i can see a fun year ahead of me ALREADY!!! *rub hands*

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looking back......

Here we are nearing the last few days of the year, and now will be a good time to think of the past.

but first, I'll talk about the recent stuff first. i got a job as a waiter in a hotel near me. i have a good boss (quite vocal) and several of my school mates working there. work is really enjoyable (rare huh) and the pay is good, except when i get shit job like the buffet runner. trust me, i really miss my job of folding napkins and wrapping chopsticks the whole day and get paid the same amount of salary for it.

we always got to eat after the job, (mainly leftovers, but hey, still good food) and the recent Christmas means we get to drink as well. that's where the fun begins. Axe brand oil got himself drunk and acted out of character almost instantly after he finished barely half a glass of champagne (that will translate to about 250ml). he started to talk bolder and tries really hard to deny the fact that he is really drunk. (come on, anyone who knows you can clearly tell that you are drunk, especially when your face is almost as red as the cooked lobster that you ate)

went to catch the movie "avatar", and the graphics were really awesome, followed by a good plot. it beats any other bullshit with story which is barely believable.

got an upgrade for my computer as running on 480mb of ram for the past 7 years is really taking its toll.

can't remember after that. but then again looking back, this blog started this year and soon i have reached the twelve post already. anyway, i mentioned in my previous post on the classmate list in my current year and put it here. I'm going to give a proper format to make things a little bit more easy for you readers.(if any, that is) so here goes"

nick: (for privacy issues, i won't be giving out your real name, but i will give you a proper nick, or use the ones that i call you often.)

smarts: (now to be clear on this one, i classify people on their characteristics of their brain. the will be mainly two major kinds of smarts, which is booksmart or streetsmart, or BS or SS for short. BS means the person is more talented in the field of knowledge and logic while SS is more prone to elements like wits and quick thinking.)

description: (perhaps the main reason i am putting effort to do this shit even when i don't like most of you is to allow me to remember stuff about you which i think i will forget in the not too distant future. so when our path crosses again, (touch wood) i will have a pretty good impression of who you really are. (as well as the readers)

final words: (basically a phrase or a saying the practically sums up the whole of you. easier for those rushing for time. (heh heh) some might sound familiar as they might be famous quotes, but a pity i do not remember the name of the person giving it, so i won't be giving credits. ( details, details) *shrugs*

oh, and they will be according to register number, so if you ever come across your own entry and don't like it, you can always switch off your monitor. you're choosing to read this, no one is forcing you. besides, this is my blog and i think i am able to at least give others a description of who you REALLY are.

so that's about it. only 364 more days to christmas.

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restricted liberation......

finally, the entire ordeal is officially over. all of us have done all we can just for the past few weeks.
now, we can only await for the results to be passed down to us.

looking back, time seem to have flew past me again. i must be getting old. (almost forgot my password when i was just about to log in) the classmates will have to go, and the mornings will not be the same again, with me sitting on my devil's perch early in the morning to await the first ray of the morning sun. i think the most unforgettable thing in the entire secondary school life is the chairs that i have sat on in the mornings.

well, speaking of classmates, there is simply so much to remember, (which is a bit hard...*scratch head*) but those stuff will have to be put off till next year, where i will be dedicating one post to each of you whenever i have the time to describe what you...uh... appear to be.

wow, i swear this afternoon i have a lot of things that crossed my mind that i want to put up, but now their gone. must be getting old.... never mind, i'll just try to sum up the things that i wrote in my exam.

for English, the paper was so so. cause i never really had any trouble in terms of language. (although my composition story sound a bit ridiculous, with a guy flying around like a pendulum and stuff like that...)

Chinese was the second last paper, also not that bad. but i had some alien words (again...) which i do not understand.

for science, chemistry should be fine, provided there was no careless. then i think i'm going to be fucked up with the physics part, cause after the whole damn thing then i compared some of my answers that i am not sure with my classmates to find out only that they were all wrong. so, now can only pray for the marks they give me on workings.

maths, is the big question mark. with the questions being generally alright and easily understood, i'm sure the bell curve will be drastic and it might require a lot of marks to score high in this subject. hope i will be fine.

combined humanities, (*spit*) is arguably the weirdest paper in the entire history of my school.
the social study paper suddenly seem so easy, (meaning that the assholes have been bombarding us with shit tough papers in a desperate attempt to "raise the grade") and the geography question on rivers and cost suddenly have a nutrient cycle on vegetation. (wtf?!?!)

literature was, uh... how should i put it... stupid. to put it simply, it turned out to be something like this: now we all know the story of little red riding hood. red goes to her grandma, who gets eaten by this big bad wolf and to get her revenge, she stuff rocks up the wolf's ass and he falls into a well and drowns as he tries to drink.(or something like that) then, the paper's question turned out to be something like; "in the story, how does the author of the story make grandma's character so interesting?". its like, WHO GIVES A F*** ABOUT THE STUPID GRANDMA!?!?!
dude! there was hardly anything about her in the dumb story, let alone write a essay on her. like kiew morrh say and i quote; "this is dooshbag!"

finally, POA or President of America for that matter, (no, its actually principles of accounts, it just makes it sound flashy.) seem to be quite the easy paper, because for once in my sorry life i manage to balance the balance sheet. for those who don't know, that balance sheet simply needs to show the respective amount of assets and liabilities combined with the owner equity (stuff the company owes the owner) and they have to be balanced due to the law of A = L + OE. i have never in my previous homework been able to balance it even once, but miraculously managed to during the exam. (bless you Mr. Wonder) that will translate to getting full mark for the 20 mark question.

thats about all. hope i will remember what to type next time. Oh, before i forget again, i finally managed to raise my win and lose rate in tekken 6 to higher than 50%. (see previous entries)
Cheers to the fact that i won't be seeing people i don't like for a long long LONG time.

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imperfect 10......

October, the start of the ordeal.

This is the month where the actual O level starts. I did fairly poorly for my prelims,
so i hope i can score better in my O's as they say that the O's are easier.

I really have not start any revisions yet. I just went through the things which I don't know and those which I am not sure, but there is no actual memory work for those facts that are required in SS and Geog.

Worse still, I'm beginning to suspect that i am suffering from ADHD, or Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. I did a self diagnose and found some disturbing results.

For those who are reading this, I'm sure you know me and you can help justify my diagnosed symptoms.

Symptoms of ADHD (A rough guide) :
1. Easily distracted, forgets things and miss details [X]
2. Have difficulties focusing on one task [X]
3. Become bored with task after a short while unless doing something enjoyable [X]
4. Have difficulties focusing attention organising and completing a task [ ]
5. Have trouble completing assignments and losing tools needed for assignment [X]
6. Not seem to listen when spoken to [ ]
7. Daydream, easily confused and move slowly [ ]
8. Have difficulties processing info as quickly and accurately as others [X]
9. Struggle to follow instructions [X]
10. Fidget and squirm in seats [X]
11. Talk non-stop [X]
12. Dash around, touching and playing with things in sight [X]
13. Have trouble sitting still during dinner, school etc. [ ]
14. Constantly in motion [X]
15. Have difficulties doing quite tasks or activities [X]
16. Very impatient [ ]
17. Blurt out inappropriate comments, no restraints on emotion and no regards for consequences [X]
18. Have difficulties waiting in turn [ ]

RESULTS: 12/18

Scary huh? But it is even scarier to diagnose yourself and find the truth, trust me on this one.
But then again, there should be minimal inconvenience, as there is hardly anyone that i communicate with.

Oh well, I try not to think about it too much. After all, my O's are still gonna come regardless whether i have ADHD or not.

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NINE lives......

September, the ninth month of the year. if i had nine lives, this is probably where i will die.

first, lets talk about school. the prelims is up, so there is much revision to go through. just hope that the things i need to know will come naturally to me.

O levels oral exams for both flew past, and TOY TOY happens to be one of the oral invigilators. lucky he was on MC on my day of the exam, gain one life.

heard i got pretty well for it. but now my English teacher starts to give me this creepy look after she had a conversation with TOY TOY. hopes she doesn't kill me after seeing my English result for prelims as i finished the 1 hour and 40 minutes paper in only.....40 minutes.

got my class photos back, might use it in my upcoming class bio, provided there are no copyright and privacy issues.

OK...now talk about private life. watch a lot of movies as i spammed my free movie tickets that i got from a lucky draw. i think i watched about 6 movies already, but still got like 40 more tickets.

Then...TEKKEN 6 BR!!!!!! this is one heck of an arcade game which i cannot seem to own. i went to Bugis and tried to blow the ten dollars i saved for myself, but only managed four rounds, which is only 2 dollars before i could not take the loss. the players there too pro for me liao. their ranks are very fanciful,ranging from stuff like "conqueror" to stuff that i never heard before like "savior". i am a measly 3rd dan.

the biggest problem is the win and lose rate. any card holders will have their versus match scores recorded for all to see. card will expire after 500 games, whether versus or not. my win and lose rate is 98 and 118 (if I'm not wrong) respectively. their win and lose rate is...... okay lar. 3000++ to 1000++ only mah. not a lot of difference. only two digits away. YEAH RIGHT. they have like a win streak of 29. that means they kicked 29 butts in a row. imagine how long their 50 cents can stretch? my character almost jumped out of the screen to tell me how much his ass hurt from all the kicking.

anyway, that's about it. i don't want to think about it too much. they probably spent fortunes on their card to train to that kind of level. an astronomical amount which i am not willing to throw to the arcade.

oh yeah. go watch the movie "UP" if it is still available. quite touching. bring some tissues if girls are going with you. make sure your shoulders are broad and meaty enough for them to rest their heads on.

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black hole sun, won't you come......

start of August and so many things has happen in the previous month.

first there was the solar eclipse. OK, the thing is we never got to see it in Singapore, but classmates of mine who is suffering from lycanthropy starts to develop fangs and...... no lah, though i seriously hope that it will happen.

then there was the end of the final part of the Chinese listening compre. i didn't know that the thing was played through radio station sia. but the good thing is before the thing was classical music, so very relaxing to hear before the exam.

watch transformers two, awesome.

then there is the bitch from the literature seminar. think she very smart. first few days of no show, the day she show up she is late, then the assignment she gave us was so stupid that i break it down in parts for you;

rules: we are supposed to do a specific action in teams of two, like "thumb on nose". so one guy or girl have to do the action and stay in that position. after multiple actions the last team still standing wins (no prize though). basically, its like the game "twister"

these are the given actions in order (i think i remember it all):

1. thumb on foot
2. elbow to stomach (or rib, can't remember, think its rib)
3. palm on head
4. knee on arm
5. palm on inner thigh (imagine two guys doing this)
6. head to stomach

finally, she succeeded two things:
1. make us look stupid
2. landed the gay and the evangelist in an awkward "breastfeeding" position (ha ha)

congratulations

then the second assignment is to contrast the characters in the book with a Hollywood character.
all the girls were able to name some, then the three musketeers are in deep shit.

the three of us have only one movie we watch in common: IRON MAN
GUESS WHAT? the bitch knows every single Hollywood movie except IRON MAN!!!!(coincidence?)

moral of the story? do not have a bitch hold a seminar on literature with you, even if you are paying for it.

oh, and the classmates bio will start on the next year. (cause i will be blogging more than once a month next year, as writing on one person for a month's entry will totally suck, followed by the fact that i don't like most of my classmates)

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one for all, all for none......

July. the holidays flew past and soon i was left with no more days to enjoy myself.

classmates ask me where did i go during the school holidays, and i said nowhere.
he asked me where did all my friends go, and i asked him where he was.

those classmates of mine very funny one leh, know my number but never call.
then when holidays finish ask me where the hell i go, as if like very caring towards me like that.

holiday homework is piling up, and they left me with two weeks instead of four.went back to school and got scolded the homework i do they also never bother to mark

sigh... boring ah. all my classmates say i need the woman's touch. ha ha, very funny. My door is always open, you can come any time you want.

i decided not to do the classmates bio until next year, i might not even do it at all as it will remind me of how shitty they are.

looks like my youth day is also screwed liao.......

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