NINE lives......

September, the ninth month of the year. if i had nine lives, this is probably where i will die.

first, lets talk about school. the prelims is up, so there is much revision to go through. just hope that the things i need to know will come naturally to me.

O levels oral exams for both flew past, and TOY TOY happens to be one of the oral invigilators. lucky he was on MC on my day of the exam, gain one life.

heard i got pretty well for it. but now my English teacher starts to give me this creepy look after she had a conversation with TOY TOY. hopes she doesn't kill me after seeing my English result for prelims as i finished the 1 hour and 40 minutes paper in only.....40 minutes.

got my class photos back, might use it in my upcoming class bio, provided there are no copyright and privacy issues.

OK...now talk about private life. watch a lot of movies as i spammed my free movie tickets that i got from a lucky draw. i think i watched about 6 movies already, but still got like 40 more tickets.

Then...TEKKEN 6 BR!!!!!! this is one heck of an arcade game which i cannot seem to own. i went to Bugis and tried to blow the ten dollars i saved for myself, but only managed four rounds, which is only 2 dollars before i could not take the loss. the players there too pro for me liao. their ranks are very fanciful,ranging from stuff like "conqueror" to stuff that i never heard before like "savior". i am a measly 3rd dan.

the biggest problem is the win and lose rate. any card holders will have their versus match scores recorded for all to see. card will expire after 500 games, whether versus or not. my win and lose rate is 98 and 118 (if I'm not wrong) respectively. their win and lose rate is...... okay lar. 3000++ to 1000++ only mah. not a lot of difference. only two digits away. YEAH RIGHT. they have like a win streak of 29. that means they kicked 29 butts in a row. imagine how long their 50 cents can stretch? my character almost jumped out of the screen to tell me how much his ass hurt from all the kicking.

anyway, that's about it. i don't want to think about it too much. they probably spent fortunes on their card to train to that kind of level. an astronomical amount which i am not willing to throw to the arcade.

oh yeah. go watch the movie "UP" if it is still available. quite touching. bring some tissues if girls are going with you. make sure your shoulders are broad and meaty enough for them to rest their heads on.

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black hole sun, won't you come......

start of August and so many things has happen in the previous month.

first there was the solar eclipse. OK, the thing is we never got to see it in Singapore, but classmates of mine who is suffering from lycanthropy starts to develop fangs and...... no lah, though i seriously hope that it will happen.

then there was the end of the final part of the Chinese listening compre. i didn't know that the thing was played through radio station sia. but the good thing is before the thing was classical music, so very relaxing to hear before the exam.

watch transformers two, awesome.

then there is the bitch from the literature seminar. think she very smart. first few days of no show, the day she show up she is late, then the assignment she gave us was so stupid that i break it down in parts for you;

rules: we are supposed to do a specific action in teams of two, like "thumb on nose". so one guy or girl have to do the action and stay in that position. after multiple actions the last team still standing wins (no prize though). basically, its like the game "twister"

these are the given actions in order (i think i remember it all):

1. thumb on foot
2. elbow to stomach (or rib, can't remember, think its rib)
3. palm on head
4. knee on arm
5. palm on inner thigh (imagine two guys doing this)
6. head to stomach

finally, she succeeded two things:
1. make us look stupid
2. landed the gay and the evangelist in an awkward "breastfeeding" position (ha ha)

congratulations

then the second assignment is to contrast the characters in the book with a Hollywood character.
all the girls were able to name some, then the three musketeers are in deep shit.

the three of us have only one movie we watch in common: IRON MAN
GUESS WHAT? the bitch knows every single Hollywood movie except IRON MAN!!!!(coincidence?)

moral of the story? do not have a bitch hold a seminar on literature with you, even if you are paying for it.

oh, and the classmates bio will start on the next year. (cause i will be blogging more than once a month next year, as writing on one person for a month's entry will totally suck, followed by the fact that i don't like most of my classmates)

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one for all, all for none......

July. the holidays flew past and soon i was left with no more days to enjoy myself.

classmates ask me where did i go during the school holidays, and i said nowhere.
he asked me where did all my friends go, and i asked him where he was.

those classmates of mine very funny one leh, know my number but never call.
then when holidays finish ask me where the hell i go, as if like very caring towards me like that.

holiday homework is piling up, and they left me with two weeks instead of four.went back to school and got scolded the homework i do they also never bother to mark

sigh... boring ah. all my classmates say i need the woman's touch. ha ha, very funny. My door is always open, you can come any time you want.

i decided not to do the classmates bio until next year, i might not even do it at all as it will remind me of how shitty they are.

looks like my youth day is also screwed liao.......

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apocalyspe with a pandemonium on top......

Start of June, and things have already began to be chaotic. today was the first official O level mother tongue paper, and trust me, sea urchin was in a total state of disbelieve that the paper was indeed HAPPENING.

But honestly, the paper wasn't so bad. for me it was only a few alien words which i cannot read. but the paper one was terrible.(Ok, fine. 私函 was never my forte anyway, but i had no choice as the 公函 had too many format to make blunders)

Too many things on my mind right now, can't really decide what to right.(i swear i had thought up of a lot of things before hand, but the damn exam just knocked me over)

Since i got nothing on my mind, might as well reminisce. er...... two people remembered my birthday this year, which is one more compared to last year. er.... returned to playing maple as there is just too many losers in dota that quit game as they are too noob.

Yeah, that's about it. life was never too interesting for me anyway. oh, and er, i am considering to comment on each and every class mate that i have in my entire secondary school life,(provided i have the time) and i will also try to post pics(if i can find it). so get ready for the mad, the bad and the down right stupid.

suddenly reminded myself of TBl and his philosophy:
"power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"

don't ask me why, it was kinda a spur of the moment thing.
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Fits like a glove......

Its May the first, labour day. the description just fits the everyday life of me.

I'm in the middle of my MYE, not planning to study to see how i really fare against the o levels.
I know that sounds stupid, go on and laugh, for all I care.
stumped, don't know what to write.

Guess that's the problem of blogging only once a month.The thoughts come and go very fast, too fast that i cannot remember.

Anyway, this is the start of a new month and things are already looking sucky.
For some funny and unknown reason, imeem fucked up and decided to play only thirty seconds of my songs.I heard I'm not the only one.

There's only bout 30++ days before my Chinese paper starts, guess Cambridge desperado and cannot finish marking, so set the exam closer than ever.Then everyday i walk past the board and it reminds my that the pressure is still there every morning.

YEAH. That's about all that i can remember for the night. hopefully i can do better next month.
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4th of the 4th and counting......

this is all about April, my favorite month. however, there are bound to be some bastards out there to ruin it for me.

to start things off, my class had a very stupid April fool trick; to switch classes. come on, there is already two digits to our age and we are still doing something so stupid. luckily the plan foiled and the class never got to change, due to the "co-operating" boys.

this is followed by the apocalyptic meet the parent session. the timing for the damn thing was bad, the prefects suddenly turned very friendly (shivers), and the very fat principle wore something to make herself look fatter. my number was jumped, though i came very early, what a wonderful way to end the lousy evening.

oh yeah. iron maiden was there during the session, though she did not appear in school hours due to some Slap Your Father activities. cold as ever, she gave my mother a pencil to complete the survey form, which ultimately was kept by us and given to nobody. such close encounters are so rare, one just got to put this down some where to remember it.

yep, that's about it. hope the coming April don't suck too hard, cause i can't take much more sucking.

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And then there were two......

Yep, you've guessed it. It is the last two days of the school holidays.
Again i am posting is because i have finished all the homework that i know that exist.
Fell sick on the first day school ended, should have predicted it when princess and Aloy have already fallen victim to the illness.

"Guess I thought it would not be me, but it did."

Stumped again, don't know how to continue.
Oh, suddenly remembered that the teachers have been stressing the time left for the O levels.
Not feeling it yet, just like the same feeling of indifference when I was taking my PSLE.
Hope the results give me the proper shock I need, provided it is not to late

"When things can go wrong, it probably will."

Guess that's all to it.

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